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A BLOG DEDICATED TO THE ILLUSTRIous WATER SPIDER
LOOK OUT FOR THe WAter spide. this is a picture of him at a the lake after hes shoots the water.

LOOK OUT FOR THe WAter spide. this is a picture of him at a the lake after hes shoots the water.

Legend of the Water Spider

A long time ago in a science lab a sciencetist was working on a formula for world peace. The sciencetist added all the ingrediece but there was one ingredience the sciencetist didn’t count on a small spider. 

Later at the nobbel prize ceremon the sciencetist was going to unvail the new plan for world peace, when sciencetist removed the cover from the formula there was only the spder. The spider had grown so large. It had absorbed the formula and grown a blowhole. Everyone at the nobel place was freaking out and yelling about the spider. Then spider ate lots of people. But then it was thirsty. So it ran to the lake and it drank the whole lake. Then it used it’s blowhole to shoot water. 

The scientist felt bad about what happened. And sciencetist was scared that the spider would find him. So then sciencetist used another secret formula to erase sciencetist’s mind. And the years went by. He lived a happy life for a while. But now the spider is outside the sciencetist’s house. And the sciencetist IS YOU AND YOU JUST FORGOT BECAUSE OF THE FORMULE. 

ObeY TEh EWATSPIDER

ObeY TEh EWATSPIDER

WATER SPIDER RULZ

WATER SPIDER RULZ